When hungry, you drink. When drunk, you bake.
When sick, you sleep. When ‘sick’, you curse.
When fat, you stay home. When you stay home, you think of going out.
When broke, you buy shoes. When "broke", you work hard.
When irritated, you blog. When oblivious, you shout.
When in-love, you float. When horny, you watch cartoons.
When awake, you dream. When you dream, you wake up.
When you lose a friend, you eat. When you go out with a friend, you save money.
When you have unpaid bills, you buy three electric fans.
When it’s 6am and you have a 9am, you smoke.
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